Puffy

Willie: Mama, Ruby is going be just like you when she gets big.

Me: What do you mean?

WW: You know, she is going to have puffy.....

My thoughts: (Oh, dear Lord what is he going to say?)

WW: .....puffy legs.

Me: My legs are puffy?

WW: Yeah....close to the top and they jiggle when you move fast.

Me: Oh.

(Jay leaves the room doubled over to keep from laughing out loud.)

Me: It's pretty though right?

WW: Yeah, on girls.

A full week later I'm still thinking "Really?" He notices thighs? And puffy they are not!