WW: Dad, don't get in Emma's breath...it smells bad. It smells kinda...kinda like poopoo.
Me: That's not nice...you shouldn't talk about people's breath.
WW: She knows it smells bad.
Me: DO NOT TALK ABOUT PEOPLE'S BREATH. THAT IS NOT NICE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!
WW: Yes. Dad, what does my breath smell like?
Me: Depends on what you eat. If you eat waffles, your breath smells like waffles. But if you brush your teeth, it smells like toothpaste.
WW: Do you think Emma ate poopoo?
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